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26 December 2005 @ 10:50 pm
Good Job  
Hello boys.

Got a message from Jerry Panowski a few days ago. Said to pass along his thanks again for a job well done to you two. You apparently impressed him.

Heard through the grapevine that two men posing as federal agents slipped into the NTSB hangar where the wreckage from flight 2485 was stored. They have sketches of the two men. Luckily I trained you two better than to have gotten that sloppy. Whoever those people were better be more careful in the future, or I'm sure whoever trained them will put a foot right straddle their asses.

What's this about the Mile High Club? Something I should know about here? I know you two are prone to humpin' each other's legs at the oddest moments but shit like that . . . I KNOW I raised you better.

Know it's past Christmas now but Merry Anyway. Hope you didn't have too much trouble with Satan Claus.

P.S. Sam, son, you gotta stop dressin' your brother up like a girl.
 
 
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daddyhunterdaddyhunter on July 14th, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
Satan Claus? You're such an ass sometimes. You never even let me believe in Santa Claus; yet, you expect for me to believe in Satan Claus?

Use your head, son. Either you have an altruistic elf who brings toys and goodies to all the good boys and girls, or you have a spawn of the devil who goes uninvited into people's houses and steals their shit and murders the kids in their beds. Given what you boys have seen through the years, which is easier for you to believe?

He's just too cute dressed in women's clothing, and I can remember a certain Halloween when you got him a French Maid outfit complete with garters and fishnet stockings and made him clean the shit hole we lived in for the entire night. You especially liked watching him scrubbing the floors on his hands and knees if I recall correctly. Maybe you blocked it out with the help of Jack or Jose, but you did it, I promise

What you're conveniently seeming to forget here is the fact that that particular shithole we lived in at the time was inhabited by a sex demon who preyed almost exclusively on boys dressed up in French Maid outfits scrubbing floors. The only reason I had to watch him so closely is because he was our bait and we had to make sure he didn't get assaulted by the demon.

and like they say...like father like son.

Can't argue with this one, though I'm sure YOU would if you could think of a good reason for it. When it comes to pure mule stubborn you definitely get that from me.
bitchunter on July 15th, 2007 01:59 pm (UTC)
What you're conveniently seeming to forget here is the fact that that particular shithole we lived in at the time was inhabited by a sex demon who preyed almost exclusively on boys dressed up in French Maid outfits scrubbing floors. The only reason I had to watch him so closely is because he was our bait and we had to make sure he didn't get assaulted by the demon.

A convenient story, but why did I later see you slipping your hands underneath his skirt? And don't tell me that the demon was hiding under there!
daddyhunterdaddyhunter on July 16th, 2007 10:09 pm (UTC)
A convenient story, but why did I later see you slipping your hands underneath his skirt? And don't tell me that the demon was hiding under there!

I'd had a talk with Jack by the time that happened. And you know as well as I do what your brother says about his ass. All I remember by that time was a girl on her knees on the floor in a short skirt, and that girl had a fine ass.

*cough*

Don't you dare judge me Sam Winchester. I'm your father, dammit. I deserve your respect.
bitchunter on July 16th, 2007 11:41 pm (UTC)
You have to EARN respect.
daddyhunterdaddyhunter on July 17th, 2007 05:15 am (UTC)
I've earned everything I've got with blood and pain and tears, Sam. You'd best remember that in the future.
bitchunter on July 17th, 2007 03:01 pm (UTC)
You know what...I'm not going to argue with you over the Internet. I'll just hold in all this aggression until I see you face-to-face.
daddyhunterdaddyhunter on July 17th, 2007 05:50 pm (UTC)
Looking forward to it.